Forbidden access

I came across this website the other day whilst researching into unlocking mobile phones. This has to be one of the most useless disclaimers ever written. In effect it says that if you enter this site then you do not agree to its terms and conditions, namely that no-one is allowed to enter this site! Take a look, I've included the link for "informative purposes" only :o)

The creator of this page or the ISP(s) hosting any content on this site take no responsibility for the way you use the information provided on this site. These files and anything else on this site are here for private purposes only and should not be downloaded or viewed whatsoever! If you are affiliated with any government, or ANTI-Piracy group, MPAA, CCA, Handy Companys or any other related group or were formally a worker of one you cannot enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. All the objects on this site are private property and are not meant for viewing or any other purposes other then bandwidth space. Do not enter whatsoever! If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you cannot + threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site. If you do not agree to these terms then you must leave now! I would like to stress expressly that I did not have any influence on the organization and contents of the linked pages. Therefore I dissociate here by expressly from all contents of all linked pages on these homepage and do make myself not appropriated. This assertion applies to all linked sites on my page! ...